And ye and ye, and ye over there, too. Get your finger out of your goddamned ass and pay attention. The Farewell/Birthday explosion has been moved to a new location. Better! Stronger! Hot-Tubbier!
Date & Time: Sunday, August 21, 2005
Location: The Cracktory
SF Bay Area
The last location fell through, so after a bit of ohshitwhatthefuckarewegoingtodonow, we have a new one for it, thanks to Whitney.
Yes, beautiful people, Whitney has not only gotten us a new space for the party, but – it’s the Cracktory!
Hot tub, huuuuuge indoor swing, danger, excitement, romance, laughter and of course, forgetting. Car chases! Exploding things! Blood and Booty! Aliens! Klowns! Pirates! Hungry Hippo’s! And, just to make certain no one is annoyed to the point of homicide (suicide is negotiable, but only in the “Harold & Maude” style) there will be NO MIMES ALLOWED – unless they are really into pain.
(HA! What’s your safeword, MIME??? Can’t say it, can ya??? THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!)
This will blend in to the Aaaaaarrrr-B-Que, which is during the day starting at 12:00pm. (Yeah, another Pirate themed thing. I guess a person can never have enough booty, eh?) There will probably be no definitive line between the two, except when people start coming in less piratey gear – maybe – but come to say Happy Birthday to Whit, Adiosa (& happy b-day) to me, and have a loverly time. Bring stunts, gags, hootch, nibblin’s, schtuff and people to eat, drink, and play with. Amy & Kelly have vowed to make me cry with their Musical Saw and Ukelele duet, I’ll kidnap a magician from the Wharf (really) and will spit some fire – if you want, bring your friggin’ poi or staffs or whatever to spin outside, dress the fuck up in your finest finery, and come play with us. You won’t be seein’ me again for a long long time, and Whitney only turns 18 once.
SO, here are the NEW location details – Cracktory = 1580 Custer at Rankin in bayview.
101 to cesar chavez east -> right on evans -> left on rankin -> drive to the end of the street and don’t drive into the creek.
Whitney’s and my shindig begins around 9ish, it’s still BYOEverything, as I need to spend the money I have on friggin’ gas to get across all the red states in this country. If you can, please bring a little extra to share. That would rock. And someone buy new boots for Whitney. Really. She needs them. It’s embarassing to be seen with her in her old ones.
See you there! (Or not.)
~ kSea & Whitney