I got my first actual ticket for blocking the sidewalk (???!!!!) down at Fisherman’s Wharf today.

Don’t fuck wit me – I got street cred, bitch.

Next on the plate, Statue Rap.

It may go something like this:

Standing on the sidewalk, standing on my box
Frozen to the hard-core cello suites of Bach
Yeah that’s right bitch, I’ll blow you a kiss
but I gotta get paid first, that’s just how it is
‘Cause the man he’s watchin’, makin’ sure I’m tight
if I take up too much space then I’m gonna get a cite…

Then again, it may not go anything like that at all.

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